Confused Old Man Believes Economic System That Caused Climate Change Will Magically Solve It


A bewildered 50-year-old with no experience of the world outside of Sydney’s elite feels that the same economic system that has led to the overconsumption of fossil fuels that has caused meteorological events “once every hundred years” every year. two weeks is the same system that will get the world back on track.

The man, who has profited from industries that are accelerating the climate crisis, told reporters that government intervention was not needed to correct the market failures plaguing these industries.

The plan depends on expecting companies to put the welfare of society before profits, or in other words, expect them to behave in a way that no company can. has never been featured in the history of modern society.

The man assured reporters that while he does not intend to lift a finger to help mitigate damage from the climate crisis, and has in fact taken steps to make it worse, he will be there to take credit for the industry’s achievements if they come up with a silver bullet.

By David de Le ‘Berran

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